in no particular order...
the word 'sherbet'
also the word 'slice'
people who say those words repeatedly because they think it's funny to bug me
skinny jeans (sorry- i just think they're ugly. please continue with your fashion; just know i think the pants are hideous, not you.)
caramel scented things
having to pee right as i was starting to fall asleep
also the fact that i have to pee at 2:00 a.m. almost every night
and that i have to cross my legs when i sneeze so i don't pee a little- i was under the misguided notion that c-sections avoided this little gem of motherhood, but it is not so
people who choose a soapbox and truly judge you for not taking it up as your personal crusade
also people who will never ever admit that things are not perfect in their lives... we all know it's not true, but it still feels a little icky to think 'i'm the only one who isn't superwoman.'
mosquito bites. especially on babies.
shaving my armpits. i still do it; i just don't like it.
being sweaty for 6 weeks straight... such is life in st. louis
when my pins won't work on pinterest. i know: get over it. i usually do.
being old enough to get the kind of running injuries that only old people should get
realizing that i look old to 20 year olds
the fact that i did not wear more sunscreen when i was 20
the screeching sound my 3 year old can make
the way everything falls apart at the same time- bats in the attic, broken a/c, leaky dishwasher, ice encrusted freezer, leaky gutters, funky sounding car engine
warm public pool water
dusty lampshades (annoying to clean)
there. that was somewhat therapeutic. please don't berate me for being whiny- i just felt like getting it out there.